Whilst he was looking through some old files on his computer this week, there was one that caught Alec Feldman’s eye – a file, called “baby john’s balloon.doc”.

What was it? A story that he wrote in 2005, when he was six years old. This literary masterpiece was 97 words long, written in size 28 font in lilac, and the protagonist was a baby boy called… John.

Classic baby name, that.

It made Alec laughs so much that he HAD to share it on his show. It has twists and turns, a gripping narrative, and did we mention? The main character is a baby, called John. JOHN.

Hear the story below – anyone know when the Booker Prize nominations are?

Click here to listen to Alec Feldman's latest radio show, on demand on W!ZARD Repeats.

Broadcasted exclusively worldwide on W!ZARD Radio Station.

[audio audio="http://www.wizardradio.co.uk/podcasts/AlecFeldmanBabyJohnsBalloon.mp3" title="Baby John’s Balloon" descr=""]