Of the many words you could use to describe Alec Feldman, “cool” is not one of them. This is why it’s taken him until he’s 20 to be invited to a house party.

Don’t get him wrong – he’s been to parties in houses before. But not “house parties” as such. And he’s scared. So he asked you lot what he should to expect, and put together a list of things that happen at every house party (that are legal and broadcastable).

Can you relate to any of them? Is there something we’ve missed? Let us know!

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